Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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