I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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