Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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