weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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