butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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