totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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