one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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