i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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