Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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