Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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