Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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