weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
vagina is talking i cant
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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