Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i think i have herpe
just one?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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