We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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