I hope mine doesn't look like that
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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