break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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