Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
