Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
What a dumb baby whore.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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