so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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