shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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