On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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