we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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