There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
People in love make me want to vomit
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
