My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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