let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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