There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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