how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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