I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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