How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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