I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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