I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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