Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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