Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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