just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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