Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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