You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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