I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Randomize
