My room smells like vodka and shame
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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