The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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