its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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