what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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