Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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