normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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