I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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