all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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