I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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