Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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