I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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