Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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