Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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