Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
i believe in u and ur pee
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